One Hit Wanda #03

Position: Yes, position.

Wreckers Start Year: *whispers* no.

Madison Roller Derby Start Year: That’s not a number.

Other Teams: No, in the show I mean.

Unholy Skeleton Name: Voy a ponerte a prueba.

Unholy Taco Name: No it’s not!!!

Favorite Unholy Memory: Shawshank redemption.

What are you known for on the track? Tearing people to bits… Slowly.

What are you known for off the track? Being scary. I’m Herobrine, duh.

What skill are you looking to master/develop in 2019? Stay tuned!

What is your power song? I do not understand the question.

What is your power movie/TV show? What do you mean ‘power’?

What is your Bout Day must-do ritual/habit? Don’t change the subject. I expect you to name a book.

What is your favorite part of Madison derby? Of what movie?

What is the best derby feedback or advice you’ve ever received? Why are you asking such questions?

Anything random you’d like to share? No, not really. My life is kind of uneventful.

When does brunch start? Hm. Not busy, not much happens.


Red ā¤ļø or Gold šŸ’›: Well, if you feel that way perhaps you should consult a dictionary.

Team True Blood or Team Twilight: I don’t like any

Ever Early or Always Late: Open your text book to page 180.

Halloween or Day of the Dead: You know that is the name of an anime that I’ve seen.

Darth Vader or Voldemort: I am your father.

Jack Skellington or Unholy Jack: Do you wish you could go back in time and fix something?

Blood or Bloody Mary: Do you?

Taco or Burrito: Or.

Claws or Fangs: How do you feel about killing?

Bats šŸ¦‡ or Cats šŸˆ: What song?

Burpees šŸ‹šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø or Burps šŸ˜‹: I don’t know that song. You sing it.

Yas Kween – Abby or Ilana: Christmas carols.

Amy Schumer or Chelsea Handler: What is your favourite football team?

Post-Game – Party On šŸ’ƒšŸ¼ or Power Off šŸ˜“: What is your favorite movie?

Unholy Asshole šŸ˜ˆ or Unholy Sweetheart šŸ˜‡: You are a romantic then?

#squadgoals or Let’s get in Formation: Ok, but I like to have many marriages, is it ok to you?

Hit Hard! or Skate Fast!: Do you like to live on the edge?