Badaboom Box #800

Position: Blocker and pivot. I jam only under extreme duress or guilt.

Wreckers Start Year: I joined Wreckers in January 2012

Madison Roller Derby Start Year: I was drafted to the Unholies in September 2013

Unholy Skeleton Name: Coccyx Blocker

Favorite Unholy Memory: My first bout as an Unholy was about a week after I got drafted and went down to Iowa to play OCC. We lost, I got my butt kicked while jamming (everybody jams!), and I had the best time ever. That day confirmed that I was drafted by the exact right team.

What are you known for off the track? Snark πŸ˜€

What skill are you looking to master/develop in 2019? Stay tuned!

What is your power song? Anything by Korn or Rage Against the Machine. Basically, music that makes you want to punch things.

What is your power movie/TV show? The Great British Bake Off. I know, I know. But it centers me lol.

What is your Bout Day must-do ritual/habit? Putting on my spiderweb makeup. I just don’t feel ready without it.

What is your favorite part of Madison derby? I’ve gotten to meet and become friends with so many people with walks of life very different from my own. I never would have had that opportunity without MRD and the derby community as a whole. That has changed who I am as a person, and how I see the world around me.

What is the best derby feedback or advice you’ve ever received? Don’t compare yourself to other skaters. Work on making the skater you are today, better than the one you were yesterday instead.

Anything random you’d like to share? Han shot first.

When does brunch start? 10 am at the very earliest. Always!


Red ❀️ or Gold πŸ’›: Red ❀️

Team True Blood or Team Twilight: Team True Blood

Ever Early or Always Late: Always Late

Halloween or Day of the Dead: Halloween

Darth Vader or Voldemort: Darth Vader

Jack Skellington or Unholy Jack: Unholy Jack

Blood or Bloody Mary: Blood

Taco or Burrito: Taco

Claws or Fangs: Claws

Bats πŸ¦‡ or Cats 🐈: Cats 🐈

Burpees πŸ‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ or Burps πŸ˜‹: Burps πŸ˜‹

Yas Kween – Abby or Ilana: Ilana

Amy Schumer or Chelsea Handler: Chelsea Handler

Post-Game – Party On πŸ’ƒπŸΌ or Power Off 😴: Power Off 😴

Unholy Asshole 😈 or Unholy Sweetheart πŸ˜‡: Unholy Asshole 😈

#squadgoals or Let’s get in Formation: Let’s get in Formation

Hit Hard! or Skate Fast!: Hit Hard!